WOW! Way-out weigh-in scales!
These new “turned-on” scales are really out-a-sight! Now you can even bring the Age of Aquarius to your bathroom! Shiny vinyl over enameled steel case.
Zodiaction — Lady Bugaboo — Lack-a-daisycal — Leap Froganoff
Lord, how I would love to have a job writing this kind of copy!